Funny Quotations

If you want something done right, don't use your left.

If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again. ;)

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes...

I now know the true meaning of "success" and "happiness"... I looked it up in the dictionary... ;)

Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep right now


Money isn't everything. There's always the credit card

Love thy neighbor... just watch out for the husband

Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Never argue with a fool... people might not know the difference

Birds of the same feathers... are the same birds


Do not do unto others,what you can't do

An apple a day... is not an apple at night

When the cat is away... the mouse is alone

If others can do it... don't help

Tell me who your friends are... and i'll tell you mine

Early to bed and early to rise... makes you sleepy in the afternoon :P

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